Semenancy Scandal Rocks Cosmetics World!!!

Anyone who saw the news about the "new age" cosmetics company that was revealed to be a front for the semenancer conspiracy knows how little this facepaint industry deserves to be trusted! Once cosmetics were used exclusively by tramps and slatterns . Lipstick was originally invented as a means for ancient Egyptian "ladies of the evening" to advertise the availability of their mouths for purposes of oral copulation. How fitting is it that those who would paint themselves as harlots do must now wonder if their favorite products are also contaminated with the "sacred seed" of these depraved cosmeticians?!!