Some of you may have seen the story in the supermarket tabloid about the businessman who was addicted to semenancy. His ability to read the rise and fall of the markets in the sementic spirals and splotches allowed him to amass an incredible fortune. However God ensured that he reaped an appropriate harvest and - after decades of dissipating his enormous wealth with a lifestyle of expensive drugs and promiscuous kinky sex - he died suddenly while engaged in an act of utmost perversion! Surely those who disregard the Lord's injunctions against witchcraft will one day know the awesome intensity of his righteous wrath!
STOP THE SEMENANCERS!
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My congressman told me he'd been getting many calls and emails from people asking about the semenancy problem. In fact, he said he expected he'd heard from every good Christian in his district! I'm glad I called even though he said he was still waiting for the feds to get back to him with the lowdown on these bastards.
Those who would bargain with Satan for temporary advantage in this world should consider that before long THEY will be the ones forced to satisfy the twisted and depraved desires of his minions for all eternity! Truly the semenancers shall reap what they have sown in spades!!
Awesome!!!
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