Showing posts with label holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holidays. Show all posts

02 December 2008

'Tis The Season of Solstice Sex Magick!!

As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, the opportunities for warming up with long sessions of sanctified sex magick grow even as the need for ritual regeneration of the sun god increases. Covens everywhere are preparing to celebrate the Yule season with sacred libations and sacramental infusions. Sacred semenancy and squirt scrying and all the other orgonic mysteries will be celebrated by all around the roaring bonfires!!


Komos Rises!

21 November 2008

Semen Sorcery of Satan as Sarah Palin Offers Blood Sacrifice to Reptoids!!!

While all the world now knows how the combined efforts of millions of practitioners of Synaptically Sanctified Squirt Scrying and Sympathetic Sex Magick were able to prevent the Great Befuddling as worked by depraved Satano-Semenancer Cheney and his humanzee hump puppet Sneerious George, not many people realize that Sarah "Just Rub It With A Little Walrus Blubber First" Palin continues to do all she can to reverse this great victory for the forces of Sacred Spasm.

See - here she offers blood sacrifice to the Reptoids while simultaneously gathering blood to be mixed with seed in repulsive rituals of hemo-sementic sorcery!! Only the most shameless priestesses of semenancy would openly advertise her sick submission to her lustful Reptoid overlords!!!

Palin Drains Turkeys of Semen and Blood