Sementic Censorship!!

Many of you have written to us to point out how rapidly stories related to semenancy disappear from media archives and search engines. We always appreciate hearing all updates, but it should come as no surprise to anyone that the dark hand of the semenancers is at work throughout the land. The satanists have so thoroughly infiltrated our society that they can paste their sulphurous white-out with wild abandon across the face of our culture, obscuring the evidence of their ubiquity through the energetic practice of the very perversion they would have us to believe to be an urban legend at best - harmless hobby at worst. But we all know that such "jizz witchery" is not on Our Lord's list of approved Christian recreation, and the semenancers therefore will undoubtedly meet a very sticky end.