Seven Sisters Semenancy Sorority

Hopefully most of you heard the wonderful report on NPR about Smith College finally ceasing the harassment of sororities who utilize semenancy and/or related sex magick. It certainly was about time, as both spurt scrying and lesbolysergic squirt scrying have been part of the Seven Sisters tradition since before suffrage!

BTW - the 13th annual Western Massachusetts SpurtFest is now booked for April 2010!! Make your reservations now!

Semen and Science - The Road to Hell Is Lined With Labcoated Witchery!!

If you saw yesterday's wire story you know that several universities have reportedly been awarded classified grants to study satanic divination through facial semen pattern interpretation in an attempt to learn how to harness the power of this perverse and evil sorcery in the defense of the Christian United States AmEn. Let us be clear - There is NO justification for the use of ANY form of satanic seminal sex magick no matter HOW just the cause!! EVER!!!!!

And what a joke that anyone should expect the scientists with their lab mice and murine models of semenancy to ever begin to decipher the twisted secrets of this most ancient erotic evil!! Trust me, doctors know NOTHING about the consequences of astral assaults. There is NOTHING in the literature supporting the use of Haldol for treatment of victims of oneiro-sementic symbo-trepanation!!

Does Cindy's Coven Covet Satanic Semen???

Most of you in the SouthWest have undoubtedly long heard the stories about the Sedona Semenancy cult and its relentless thirst for the precious bodily fluids of naive and libidinous young adults. Most of you realize that when the semenancers hold their twisted rituals of perverse divination the very halls of power are still and empty as our depraved "leaders"wage spiritual terrorism through expressions of ejaculatatious evil and symbolic spermatrepanic sigilism. Most of you are well aware that the most powerful people in the United States of America UnderGod gather before the glowing rocks and open interdimensional gateways to Hades through unholy rites involving the abundant spunk of Lucifer defiant and the ever-flowing joyjuice of the One Kali Yoni.

Now that candidates from our beautiful but doomed desert land play their preordained parts in this devilish political working, will it emerge that even our would be First Lady of Seed seeks to bathe her face in the discharge of the Beast himself?

Sementic Censorship!!

Many of you have written to us to point out how rapidly stories related to semenancy disappear from media archives and search engines. We always appreciate hearing all updates, but it should come as no surprise to anyone that the dark hand of the semenancers is at work throughout the land. The satanists have so thoroughly infiltrated our society that they can paste their sulphurous white-out with wild abandon across the face of our culture, obscuring the evidence of their ubiquity through the energetic practice of the very perversion they would have us to believe to be an urban legend at best - harmless hobby at worst. But we all know that such "jizz witchery" is not on Our Lord's list of approved Christian recreation, and the semenancers therefore will undoubtedly meet a very sticky end.

Seven Signs of Semenancy!

Everyone who saw the Reverend's live international broadcast last night was moved by his plea to the world to reject semenancy and all it represents. "How" he asked, "can we as a nation sanction open display of the Seven Signs of Semenancy? How can we allow those who would destroy all that the Lord holds dear to openly conduct their conspiracy through an occult pop culture shorthand? When will our lawmakers ensure that sementic witchery is no longer permitted to masquerade as 'free speech'?"