Mccain Praises Semen Song!!

As it was written across the faces of a thousand satanic sex magicians so it has come to pass! McNasty has finally lived up to his childhood nickname - the sementic undermining of the global financial system has built to an explosive climax and the most delicate inner workings of the well-oiled capitalist money pits have been clogged with Satanosedonian Semen!

And what does McNasty do as this evil plan comes to fruition?? He sings....yes....he sings a song of semen.......God Bless AmericaUnderGod....

AmenAmen

Mccain sings in praise of satanic sex magick

Jesus Blows a Wet Storm of Revenge upon the Semenancers!!

At last we are shown a sign of how our Lord views those who attempt to manipulate global commodities markets through satanospermatic sex magick!! Did He not send a mighty storm to rain down and drench the semenancers of the oil industry??? Did he not blow mighty winds across the face of the oil rigs??? Did Jesus not splatter his holy word across the face of the Bush family empire??????

Yes he did!

May he have mercy on all the innocent affected but spare not a single semenancer!!

Hallelujah!

Does Cindy's Coven Covet Satanic Semen???

Most of you in the SouthWest have undoubtedly long heard the stories about the Sedona Semenancy cult and its relentless thirst for the precious bodily fluids of naive and libidinous young adults. Most of you realize that when the semenancers hold their twisted rituals of perverse divination the very halls of power are still and empty as our depraved "leaders"wage spiritual terrorism through expressions of ejaculatatious evil and symbolic spermatrepanic sigilism. Most of you are well aware that the most powerful people in the United States of America UnderGod gather before the glowing rocks and open interdimensional gateways to Hades through unholy rites involving the abundant spunk of Lucifer defiant and the ever-flowing joyjuice of the One Kali Yoni.

Now that candidates from our beautiful but doomed desert land play their preordained parts in this devilish political working, will it emerge that even our would be First Lady of Seed seeks to bathe her face in the discharge of the Beast himself?

The Semenancer in Chief.....???

By now I'm sure everyone has seen the speech...

Everyone saw what he was wearing....!!

Everyone heard the coded phrases he spoke.....!!!

Everyone saw the huge crowds of seemingly ordinary Berliners cheering and openly flashing crypto-sementic mudras to their leader.....!!!!

They no longer care to hide themselves!!!!!

Please Jesus take us to heaven now so that we do not have to witness the elevation of the first unabashed Warlock in Chief!!!!!

Pray to God and John Mccain to save this country from Satanic Sex Magick!!!!!!!!

Symbolic Trepanation With the Seed of Satan!!

We are all familiar with ordinary semenancy as practiced everywhere from secluded full moon rituals and covert church "socials" to the bedrooms of middle Americans of every color, creed and political affiliation. But how many are aware that besides the common place use of facial semen pattern interpretation as a tool of ritual fortune telling and placation of Satan, the semenancers also commonly use their ejaculate of evil to symbolically trepan those receiving the seed and - so they believe -permit expansion of brainbloodvolume in adjacent dimensions??? They believe this allows all the benefits of corporeal trepanation without the need either for boring into the skull or changing hat size post-brainbloodvolume upsurge. Some covens utilizing such sementic symbo-trepanative techniques assert that the crown chakra of the sementic sigil recipient is thereby allowed direct access to the flow of the universal currents of irreducibility. We on the other hand, all know the only thing flowing into the hole in their heads will be the spirit of Satan possessing their immortal souls for all times hence!!

Sementic Censorship!!

Many of you have written to us to point out how rapidly stories related to semenancy disappear from media archives and search engines. We always appreciate hearing all updates, but it should come as no surprise to anyone that the dark hand of the semenancers is at work throughout the land. The satanists have so thoroughly infiltrated our society that they can paste their sulphurous white-out with wild abandon across the face of our culture, obscuring the evidence of their ubiquity through the energetic practice of the very perversion they would have us to believe to be an urban legend at best - harmless hobby at worst. But we all know that such "jizz witchery" is not on Our Lord's list of approved Christian recreation, and the semenancers therefore will undoubtedly meet a very sticky end.

Public Semenancy in Berlin!!

Apparently some of those arrested during the outbreak of public semenancy that swept Berlin over the solstice weekend are planning to mount a challenge to the law under EU human rights treaties. They are citing the long-standing policy in the Netherlands which "tolerates" public semenancy in the infamous Vondelpark and certain other "unofficially designated" areas of that already soggy land. Given the control the Illuminati/Bilderberger cabal have over Brussels, you can be sure that the semenancers will prevail in the end. Will Europeans ever turn their faces from sementic socialism and back to freedom under Our Lord Jesus Christ?? Or will we instead see this sickness validated when newly inaugurated President Obama emulates papist JFK in going to Berlin to declare "Ich bin ein Semenancer!!"??

Seven Signs of Semenancy!

Everyone who saw the Reverend's live international broadcast last night was moved by his plea to the world to reject semenancy and all it represents. "How" he asked, "can we as a nation sanction open display of the Seven Signs of Semenancy? How can we allow those who would destroy all that the Lord holds dear to openly conduct their conspiracy through an occult pop culture shorthand? When will our lawmakers ensure that sementic witchery is no longer permitted to masquerade as 'free speech'?"