Samhain Semenancy in Sedona!!!

Although the news has been censored from the American press, most of you know that the World Court in the Hague recently ruled that the sementic cabal currently ruling the country would violate the world constitution if it attempts to cancel the upcoming electoral rites. "Simply put," wrote the Supreme Warlock on behalf of the court "should the Great Quadrennial Spell of Credulity not be worked as scheduled due to some ejaculatrepanic evocation of evil on the part of the Beltway Coven, the NWO would be forced to respond in kind..."

And so if President Cheney is stymied in his plans to bind the public to the the national bedposts and violate them repeatedly in every possible way, how will the satanists manage to retain their clammy grip on power?? What obscene rituals do Mistresses Sarah and Cindy have in store for the ageplay-obsessed diaper-clad McNasty this jizz witches' new year??

What Sick Samhain Semenancy Will Shock Sedona Next???

Mccain Praises Semen Song!!

As it was written across the faces of a thousand satanic sex magicians so it has come to pass! McNasty has finally lived up to his childhood nickname - the sementic undermining of the global financial system has built to an explosive climax and the most delicate inner workings of the well-oiled capitalist money pits have been clogged with Satanosedonian Semen!

And what does McNasty do as this evil plan comes to fruition?? He sings....yes....he sings a song of semen.......God Bless AmericaUnderGod....

AmenAmen

Mccain sings in praise of satanic sex magick

The September Semenancy Surprise!!

If you had told me a few months ago that by Labor Day not only would a once revered American hero and his stately beer heiress trophy wife be revealed to be practicing satanic sex magic but also that said candidate was actually picking the couples preferred spermistic sigil slate as his "running mate", I would have thought you possessed yourself. But then - I didn't have the benefit of Lucifer whispering what was to come in my ear, did I??!

I trusted him.....

I believed in him.....

Johnny we hardly knew ye.....!!

Does Cindy's Coven Covet Satanic Semen???

Most of you in the SouthWest have undoubtedly long heard the stories about the Sedona Semenancy cult and its relentless thirst for the precious bodily fluids of naive and libidinous young adults. Most of you realize that when the semenancers hold their twisted rituals of perverse divination the very halls of power are still and empty as our depraved "leaders"wage spiritual terrorism through expressions of ejaculatatious evil and symbolic spermatrepanic sigilism. Most of you are well aware that the most powerful people in the United States of America UnderGod gather before the glowing rocks and open interdimensional gateways to Hades through unholy rites involving the abundant spunk of Lucifer defiant and the ever-flowing joyjuice of the One Kali Yoni.

Now that candidates from our beautiful but doomed desert land play their preordained parts in this devilish political working, will it emerge that even our would be First Lady of Seed seeks to bathe her face in the discharge of the Beast himself?