Some of you may have seen the story in the supermarket tabloid about the businessman who was addicted to semenancy. His ability to read the rise and fall of the markets in the sementic spirals and splotches allowed him to amass an incredible fortune. However God ensured that he reaped an appropriate harvest and - after decades of dissipating his enormous wealth with a lifestyle of expensive drugs and promiscuous kinky sex - he died suddenly while engaged in an act of utmost perversion! Surely those who disregard the Lord's injunctions against witchcraft will one day know the awesome intensity of his righteous wrath!
STOP THE SEMENANCERS!
09 May 2008
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