21 October 2008

Samhain Semenancy in Sedona!!!

Although the news has been censored from the American press, most of you know that the World Court in the Hague recently ruled that the sementic cabal currently ruling the country would violate the world constitution if it attempts to cancel the upcoming electoral rites. "Simply put," wrote the Supreme Warlock on behalf of the court "should the Great Quadrennial Spell of Credulity not be worked as scheduled due to some ejaculatrepanic evocation of evil on the part of the Beltway Coven, the NWO would be forced to respond in kind..."

And so if President Cheney is stymied in his plans to bind the public to the the national bedposts and violate them repeatedly in every possible way, how will the satanists manage to retain their clammy grip on power?? What obscene rituals do Mistresses Sarah and Cindy have in store for the ageplay-obsessed diaper-clad McNasty this jizz witches' new year??

What Sick Samhain Semenancy Will Shock Sedona Next???