Semenancy is NOT a Tool for Maintaining Chastity!!!

I know many of you are as disturbed as I was to discover that some liberal activist groups have advocated an "un-biased" examination of semenancy as part of their insidious "sex education" curriculum. Even more shocking is the fact that some of these "educators" actually have the gall to suggest that semenancy be encouraged as a "safer" alternative to intercourse and traditional sodomy. Well anyone who has ever opened the Holy Bible knows that when the liberal elite says "un-biased" they really mean un-Christian!! Semenancy must be wiped off the face of the earth!!