Public Semenancy in Berlin!!

Apparently some of those arrested during the outbreak of public semenancy that swept Berlin over the solstice weekend are planning to mount a challenge to the law under EU human rights treaties. They are citing the long-standing policy in the Netherlands which "tolerates" public semenancy in the infamous Vondelpark and certain other "unofficially designated" areas of that already soggy land. Given the control the Illuminati/Bilderberger cabal have over Brussels, you can be sure that the semenancers will prevail in the end. Will Europeans ever turn their faces from sementic socialism and back to freedom under Our Lord Jesus Christ?? Or will we instead see this sickness validated when newly inaugurated President Obama emulates papist JFK in going to Berlin to declare "Ich bin ein Semenancer!!"??

Seven Signs of Semenancy!

Everyone who saw the Reverend's live international broadcast last night was moved by his plea to the world to reject semenancy and all it represents. "How" he asked, "can we as a nation sanction open display of the Seven Signs of Semenancy? How can we allow those who would destroy all that the Lord holds dear to openly conduct their conspiracy through an occult pop culture shorthand? When will our lawmakers ensure that sementic witchery is no longer permitted to masquerade as 'free speech'?"

Solstice Semenancy in Your Backyard

The semenancers were hard at their sacrilegious craft this past weekend as the pagan rituals surrounding the summer solstice were used as an excuse for orgiastic semenancy on a scale seldom seen before. We have been receiving reports of the aftermath from our friends the world over and we have to face the fact that the popularity of semenancy has exploded over the past year. No longer just the province of traditional heathen peoples of the hinterlands or the networks of satanists controlling the United States and European Union, satanic divination through semen facial pattern interpretation has shot across the face of the planet and left large pools of morally compromised deviants mired in a lifestyle devoted only to pure pleasure and pagan illumination. How many who might have found our Lord one day instead found their fate and faces sealed this heathen "holy-day"???

Semenancy Scandal Rocks Cosmetics World!!!

Anyone who saw the news about the "new age" cosmetics company that was revealed to be a front for the semenancer conspiracy knows how little this facepaint industry deserves to be trusted! Once cosmetics were used exclusively by tramps and slatterns . Lipstick was originally invented as a means for ancient Egyptian "ladies of the evening" to advertise the availability of their mouths for purposes of oral copulation. How fitting is it that those who would paint themselves as harlots do must now wonder if their favorite products are also contaminated with the "sacred seed" of these depraved cosmeticians?!!

Semen Dripping From Liberty's Once Proud Face

We are certain everyone who saw the special report last night was as horrified as we were to learn that the US Postal Service nearly printed a new stamp celebrating "religious tolerance" which would have included the symbol of the most prominent school of semenancy alongside the symbols of both Christianity and the most widespread cults. Thankfully our favorite senator was able to intervene in time and the stamp was redesigned - but at this rate how long will it be before this country officially declares the semenancer holy week a national holiday? When will Christ come to drive those who have sold their souls from the halls of power???

Semenancers Infecting Third World With Crypto-Semenancy!!!

Quite a few of you have written to us from parts of Africa, Asia, and Latin America to report that the traitors to God who call themselves semenancers have been spreading their evil, degraded practices while posing as ministers of our Lord. Sadly, we've long been aware that some missionaries who call themselves "Christians" are actually servants of lucifer devoted to seducing unwary new populations into the most base sementic perversions!! Many of these false prophets will wear a symbol or piece of jewelry indicating their loyalty to the cult of semenancy. What about the ones in your land???