02 December 2008

'Tis The Season of Solstice Sex Magick!!

As the days grow shorter and the nights longer, the opportunities for warming up with long sessions of sanctified sex magick grow even as the need for ritual regeneration of the sun god increases. Covens everywhere are preparing to celebrate the Yule season with sacred libations and sacramental infusions. Sacred semenancy and squirt scrying and all the other orgonic mysteries will be celebrated by all around the roaring bonfires!!


Komos Rises!

24 November 2008

Who Will Obama Pick for Secretary of Sorcery???

Since our timestream was most wonderfully and positively shifted due to the victory of vulvic vevestigraphia and polyclimactic sapphic sodomosorcery over the base and vile forces of satanosementic spurt scrying, the question that has been on everyone's lips - both major and minor - has been: Who will Barack choose for the vital cabinet post of Secretary of Sorcery???

Who do YOU think he will choose and why???

21 November 2008

Semen Sorcery of Satan as Sarah Palin Offers Blood Sacrifice to Reptoids!!!

While all the world now knows how the combined efforts of millions of practitioners of Synaptically Sanctified Squirt Scrying and Sympathetic Sex Magick were able to prevent the Great Befuddling as worked by depraved Satano-Semenancer Cheney and his humanzee hump puppet Sneerious George, not many people realize that Sarah "Just Rub It With A Little Walrus Blubber First" Palin continues to do all she can to reverse this great victory for the forces of Sacred Spasm.

See - here she offers blood sacrifice to the Reptoids while simultaneously gathering blood to be mixed with seed in repulsive rituals of hemo-sementic sorcery!! Only the most shameless priestesses of semenancy would openly advertise her sick submission to her lustful Reptoid overlords!!!

Palin Drains Turkeys of Semen and Blood

04 November 2008

The Great Quadrennial Rite of Credulity - The Nation Comes Together at Last!!

The day is at hand.....


We've been holding back as long as we could......


Now is the time for us all to come together!!

21 October 2008

Samhain Semenancy in Sedona!!!

Although the news has been censored from the American press, most of you know that the World Court in the Hague recently ruled that the sementic cabal currently ruling the country would violate the world constitution if it attempts to cancel the upcoming electoral rites. "Simply put," wrote the Supreme Warlock on behalf of the court "should the Great Quadrennial Spell of Credulity not be worked as scheduled due to some ejaculatrepanic evocation of evil on the part of the Beltway Coven, the NWO would be forced to respond in kind..."

And so if President Cheney is stymied in his plans to bind the public to the the national bedposts and violate them repeatedly in every possible way, how will the satanists manage to retain their clammy grip on power?? What obscene rituals do Mistresses Sarah and Cindy have in store for the ageplay-obsessed diaper-clad McNasty this jizz witches' new year??

What Sick Samhain Semenancy Will Shock Sedona Next???

09 October 2008

Mccain Praises Semen Song!!

As it was written across the faces of a thousand satanic sex magicians so it has come to pass! McNasty has finally lived up to his childhood nickname - the sementic undermining of the global financial system has built to an explosive climax and the most delicate inner workings of the well-oiled capitalist money pits have been clogged with Satanosedonian Semen!

And what does McNasty do as this evil plan comes to fruition?? He sings....yes....he sings a song of semen.......God Bless AmericaUnderGod....

AmenAmen

Mccain sings in praise of satanic sex magick

14 September 2008

Jesus Blows a Wet Storm of Revenge upon the Semenancers!!

At last we are shown a sign of how our Lord views those who attempt to manipulate global commodities markets through satanospermatic sex magick!! Did He not send a mighty storm to rain down and drench the semenancers of the oil industry??? Did he not blow mighty winds across the face of the oil rigs??? Did Jesus not splatter his holy word across the face of the Bush family empire??????

Yes he did!

May he have mercy on all the innocent affected but spare not a single semenancer!!

Hallelujah!

02 September 2008

The September Semenancy Surprise!!

If you had told me a few months ago that by Labor Day not only would a once revered American hero and his stately beer heiress trophy wife be revealed to be practicing satanic sex magic but also that said candidate was actually picking the couples preferred spermistic sigil slate as his "running mate", I would have thought you possessed yourself. But then - I didn't have the benefit of Lucifer whispering what was to come in my ear, did I??!

I trusted him.....

I believed in him.....

Johnny we hardly knew ye.....!!

25 August 2008

Semen and Science - The Road to Hell Is Lined With Labcoated Witchery!!

If you saw yesterday's wire story you know that several universities have reportedly been awarded classified grants to study satanic divination through facial semen pattern interpretation in an attempt to learn how to harness the power of this perverse and evil sorcery in the defense of the Christian United States AmEn. Let us be clear - There is NO justification for the use of ANY form of satanic seminal sex magick no matter HOW just the cause!! EVER!!!!!

And what a joke that anyone should expect the scientists with their lab mice and murine models of semenancy to ever begin to decipher the twisted secrets of this most ancient erotic evil!! Trust me, doctors know NOTHING about the consequences of astral assaults. There is NOTHING in the literature supporting the use of Haldol for treatment of victims of oneiro-sementic symbo-trepanation!!

11 August 2008

Does Cindy's Coven Covet Satanic Semen???

Most of you in the SouthWest have undoubtedly long heard the stories about the Sedona Semenancy cult and its relentless thirst for the precious bodily fluids of naive and libidinous young adults. Most of you realize that when the semenancers hold their twisted rituals of perverse divination the very halls of power are still and empty as our depraved "leaders"wage spiritual terrorism through expressions of ejaculatatious evil and symbolic spermatrepanic sigilism. Most of you are well aware that the most powerful people in the United States of America UnderGod gather before the glowing rocks and open interdimensional gateways to Hades through unholy rites involving the abundant spunk of Lucifer defiant and the ever-flowing joyjuice of the One Kali Yoni.

Now that candidates from our beautiful but doomed desert land play their preordained parts in this devilish political working, will it emerge that even our would be First Lady of Seed seeks to bathe her face in the discharge of the Beast himself?

25 July 2008

The Semenancer in Chief.....???

By now I'm sure everyone has seen the speech...

Everyone saw what he was wearing....!!

Everyone heard the coded phrases he spoke.....!!!

Everyone saw the huge crowds of seemingly ordinary Berliners cheering and openly flashing crypto-sementic mudras to their leader.....!!!!

They no longer care to hide themselves!!!!!

Please Jesus take us to heaven now so that we do not have to witness the elevation of the first unabashed Warlock in Chief!!!!!

Pray to God and John Mccain to save this country from Satanic Sex Magick!!!!!!!!

22 July 2008

Six Succubi of Semenancy!!

As the irresistible impulse towards symbo-semenative trepanitude has coursed through the veins of the Orgonosoul all with the means to perceive have been drawn towards its dark light and tempted by the potential for bathing in the enraptured irrelevancy of time-space.

But as the recent papal encyclical proclaimed - "The tolerance of oneiro-sementic witchcraft by Western society reflects a deep sickness and affront to Our Lord." Normally we would have to consider whether this surprising condemnation of the most vile and dangerous variety of sementic scrying represented some devious ruse on the part of the papists, but all who know the havoc that the Six Succubi of Semenancy have wreaked in the dreamworld in recent weeks will understand that the oneiro-semenancers truly represent a dire threat even to the Beast in Rome.

Guard your dreams America - lest you find yourself witch drained by dawn!!

हरे
हरे
हरे

08 July 2008

Symbolic Trepanation With the Seed of Satan!!

We are all familiar with ordinary semenancy as practiced everywhere from secluded full moon rituals and covert church "socials" to the bedrooms of middle Americans of every color, creed and political affiliation. But how many are aware that besides the common place use of facial semen pattern interpretation as a tool of ritual fortune telling and placation of Satan, the semenancers also commonly use their ejaculate of evil to symbolically trepan those receiving the seed and - so they believe -permit expansion of brainbloodvolume in adjacent dimensions??? They believe this allows all the benefits of corporeal trepanation without the need either for boring into the skull or changing hat size post-brainbloodvolume upsurge. Some covens utilizing such sementic symbo-trepanative techniques assert that the crown chakra of the sementic sigil recipient is thereby allowed direct access to the flow of the universal currents of irreducibility. We on the other hand, all know the only thing flowing into the hole in their heads will be the spirit of Satan possessing their immortal souls for all times hence!!

06 July 2008

Sementic Censorship!!

Many of you have written to us to point out how rapidly stories related to semenancy disappear from media archives and search engines. We always appreciate hearing all updates, but it should come as no surprise to anyone that the dark hand of the semenancers is at work throughout the land. The satanists have so thoroughly infiltrated our society that they can paste their sulphurous white-out with wild abandon across the face of our culture, obscuring the evidence of their ubiquity through the energetic practice of the very perversion they would have us to believe to be an urban legend at best - harmless hobby at worst. But we all know that such "jizz witchery" is not on Our Lord's list of approved Christian recreation, and the semenancers therefore will undoubtedly meet a very sticky end.

28 June 2008

Public Semenancy in Berlin!!

Apparently some of those arrested during the outbreak of public semenancy that swept Berlin over the solstice weekend are planning to mount a challenge to the law under EU human rights treaties. They are citing the long-standing policy in the Netherlands which "tolerates" public semenancy in the infamous Vondelpark and certain other "unofficially designated" areas of that already soggy land. Given the control the Illuminati/Bilderberger cabal have over Brussels, you can be sure that the semenancers will prevail in the end. Will Europeans ever turn their faces from sementic socialism and back to freedom under Our Lord Jesus Christ?? Or will we instead see this sickness validated when newly inaugurated President Obama emulates papist JFK in going to Berlin to declare "Ich bin ein Semenancer!!"??

26 June 2008

Seven Signs of Semenancy!

Everyone who saw the Reverend's live international broadcast last night was moved by his plea to the world to reject semenancy and all it represents. "How" he asked, "can we as a nation sanction open display of the Seven Signs of Semenancy? How can we allow those who would destroy all that the Lord holds dear to openly conduct their conspiracy through an occult pop culture shorthand? When will our lawmakers ensure that sementic witchery is no longer permitted to masquerade as 'free speech'?"

22 June 2008

Solstice Semenancy in Your Backyard

The semenancers were hard at their sacrilegious craft this past weekend as the pagan rituals surrounding the summer solstice were used as an excuse for orgiastic semenancy on a scale seldom seen before. We have been receiving reports of the aftermath from our friends the world over and we have to face the fact that the popularity of semenancy has exploded over the past year. No longer just the province of traditional heathen peoples of the hinterlands or the networks of satanists controlling the United States and European Union, satanic divination through semen facial pattern interpretation has shot across the face of the planet and left large pools of morally compromised deviants mired in a lifestyle devoted only to pure pleasure and pagan illumination. How many who might have found our Lord one day instead found their fate and faces sealed this heathen "holy-day"???

19 June 2008

Semenancy Scandal Rocks Cosmetics World!!!

Anyone who saw the news about the "new age" cosmetics company that was revealed to be a front for the semenancer conspiracy knows how little this facepaint industry deserves to be trusted! Once cosmetics were used exclusively by tramps and slatterns . Lipstick was originally invented as a means for ancient Egyptian "ladies of the evening" to advertise the availability of their mouths for purposes of oral copulation. How fitting is it that those who would paint themselves as harlots do must now wonder if their favorite products are also contaminated with the "sacred seed" of these depraved cosmeticians?!!

17 June 2008

Semen Dripping From Liberty's Once Proud Face

We are certain everyone who saw the special report last night was as horrified as we were to learn that the US Postal Service nearly printed a new stamp celebrating "religious tolerance" which would have included the symbol of the most prominent school of semenancy alongside the symbols of both Christianity and the most widespread cults. Thankfully our favorite senator was able to intervene in time and the stamp was redesigned - but at this rate how long will it be before this country officially declares the semenancer holy week a national holiday? When will Christ come to drive those who have sold their souls from the halls of power???

12 June 2008

Semenancers Infecting Third World With Crypto-Semenancy!!!

Quite a few of you have written to us from parts of Africa, Asia, and Latin America to report that the traitors to God who call themselves semenancers have been spreading their evil, degraded practices while posing as ministers of our Lord. Sadly, we've long been aware that some missionaries who call themselves "Christians" are actually servants of lucifer devoted to seducing unwary new populations into the most base sementic perversions!! Many of these false prophets will wear a symbol or piece of jewelry indicating their loyalty to the cult of semenancy. What about the ones in your land???

25 May 2008

Ouija, Palmistry, Semenancy - Satanic Seduction

So many people who consider themselves Christians think nothing of letting their own young children re-enact ancient pagan satanic rituals every October 31st. So it should not be surprising to see how little attention most pay to the insidious means by which satan lures his minions to their doom. As the satanists who secretly operate so many of our school and social institutions have worked hard to ensure - "innocent seeming" forms of black magick such as ouija boards and palm reading "play" are introduced to most American children at an early age. With satanic indoctrination beginning so early, is anyone really surprised by the survey last week revealing that most college freshmen would not object to being assigned to room with a practicing semenancer??! Satan WANTS us to treat this as "just another fad" but semenancy is deadly serious!!

22 May 2008

The Semenancers Squabble!

We already knew that despite their shared devotion to satan different factions of semenancers practice individual types of witchcraft. Now that their sick practices have been examined in the media they are even challenging each other openly! Look at this example of how one group of satan's scryers sees another group:

Semenancy Heresy?

I don't need to tell you that BOTH of these sick cults are destined to explain themselves before Our Lord on the Day of Judgment!!

21 May 2008

Semenancy is NOT a Tool for Maintaining Chastity!!!

I know many of you are as disturbed as I was to discover that some liberal activist groups have advocated an "un-biased" examination of semenancy as part of their insidious "sex education" curriculum. Even more shocking is the fact that some of these "educators" actually have the gall to suggest that semenancy be encouraged as a "safer" alternative to intercourse and traditional sodomy. Well anyone who has ever opened the Holy Bible knows that when the liberal elite says "un-biased" they really mean un-Christian!! Semenancy must be wiped off the face of the earth!!

09 May 2008

Semenancy Destroys Lives!!

Some of you may have seen the story in the supermarket tabloid about the businessman who was addicted to semenancy. His ability to read the rise and fall of the markets in the sementic spirals and splotches allowed him to amass an incredible fortune. However God ensured that he reaped an appropriate harvest and - after decades of dissipating his enormous wealth with a lifestyle of expensive drugs and promiscuous kinky sex - he died suddenly while engaged in an act of utmost perversion! Surely those who disregard the Lord's injunctions against witchcraft will one day know the awesome intensity of his righteous wrath!

STOP THE SEMENANCERS!

08 May 2008

God Will Judge!

Many of you saw the cable news report on the high percentage of pop music hits containing references to semenancy and wrote me concerned about whether THEIR children were listening to such filth. Unfortunately, in this sick and decadent age it is very difficult to find pop hits WITHOUT reference either to semenancy or some other form of satanic sex magick. As parents we owe it to our children to recognize the work of the semenancers wherever it appears. Why won't congress enact mandatory ratings so that Christian Americans no longer have to risk inadvertently purchasing the revolting work of the spurt scryers?!?!

07 May 2008

Signs of Semenancy!

Everywhere are the signs that the practice of satanic divination involving deviant sexual activity has become widespread in American society. When even politicians are accused of utilizing semenancy in the course of political campaigns how can we hope to rid our own communities of this sickening affront to all that is good??!

06 May 2008

Semenancy is NOT a right!!

The time has come for the public to wake up to the threat posed by the spread of semenancy through our society! Did your daughter come home from college last semester wearing a bracelet indicating that she is practicing semenancy? Does your son wear his clothing in the style of the semenancers? Do you know if the youth groups in your community are fronts for the promotion of this perverse form of satanic witchcraft??

Educate yourself and your community about semenancy today! Demand that congress ban semenancy immediately! John McCain has supported a ban on spurt-scrying, why have Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton remained silent about this perversion??? What do they have to hide??!?

STOP THE SEMENANCERS!!