Who Will Obama Pick for Secretary of Sorcery???

Since our timestream was most wonderfully and positively shifted due to the victory of vulvic vevestigraphia and polyclimactic sapphic sodomosorcery over the base and vile forces of satanosementic spurt scrying, the question that has been on everyone's lips - both major and minor - has been: Who will Barack choose for the vital cabinet post of Secretary of Sorcery???

Who do YOU think he will choose and why???