Jesus Blows a Wet Storm of Revenge upon the Semenancers!!

At last we are shown a sign of how our Lord views those who attempt to manipulate global commodities markets through satanospermatic sex magick!! Did He not send a mighty storm to rain down and drench the semenancers of the oil industry??? Did he not blow mighty winds across the face of the oil rigs??? Did Jesus not splatter his holy word across the face of the Bush family empire??????

Yes he did!

May he have mercy on all the innocent affected but spare not a single semenancer!!

Hallelujah!

The September Semenancy Surprise!!

If you had told me a few months ago that by Labor Day not only would a once revered American hero and his stately beer heiress trophy wife be revealed to be practicing satanic sex magic but also that said candidate was actually picking the couples preferred spermistic sigil slate as his "running mate", I would have thought you possessed yourself. But then - I didn't have the benefit of Lucifer whispering what was to come in my ear, did I??!

I trusted him.....

I believed in him.....

Johnny we hardly knew ye.....!!