At last we are shown a sign of how our Lord views those who attempt to manipulate global commodities markets through satanospermatic sex magick!! Did He not send a mighty storm to rain down and drench the semenancers of the oil industry??? Did he not blow mighty winds across the face of the oil rigs??? Did Jesus not splatter his holy word across the face of the Bush family empire??????
Yes he did!
May he have mercy on all the innocent affected but spare not a single semenancer!!
Hallelujah!
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As dedicated practitioners of Left-Hand Path Lesbo-Lysergic Squirt Scrying the ClenchQuiver Collective has been assiduously working fingers and toys and tongues in order to generate enough Goddess Goo to confidently predict the outcome of the current Phallocratic Beauty Contest. You have been misled by those claiming to be reading what is to come in warm streaks of semen. President Cheney will not cancel the election......
You may not be prepared to handle the actual path our time stream will take....Prepare yourselves and obtain sufficient quantities of lubricant immediately.
So prescient you were sister! The spunk has really hit the fan since you wrote those words!
Not enough lube in this universe for how roughly we are being used now.... :(
"You may not be prepared to handle the actual path our time stream will take....Prepare yourselves and obtain sufficient quantities of lubricant immediately."
Almost 14 years later these words are truly prophetic.
No amount of semenancy or squirt scrying could have allowed humanity to perceive what was to come. It's just too surreal....
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