Who Will Obama Pick for Secretary of Sorcery???

Since our timestream was most wonderfully and positively shifted due to the victory of vulvic vevestigraphia and polyclimactic sapphic sodomosorcery over the base and vile forces of satanosementic spurt scrying, the question that has been on everyone's lips - both major and minor - has been: Who will Barack choose for the vital cabinet post of Secretary of Sorcery???

Who do YOU think he will choose and why???

Semen Sorcery of Satan as Sarah Palin Offers Blood Sacrifice to Reptoids!!!

While all the world now knows how the combined efforts of millions of practitioners of Synaptically Sanctified Squirt Scrying and Sympathetic Sex Magick were able to prevent the Great Befuddling as worked by depraved Satano-Semenancer Cheney and his humanzee hump puppet Sneerious George, not many people realize that Sarah "Just Rub It With A Little Walrus Blubber First" Palin continues to do all she can to reverse this great victory for the forces of Sacred Spasm.

See - here she offers blood sacrifice to the Reptoids while simultaneously gathering blood to be mixed with seed in repulsive rituals of hemo-sementic sorcery!! Only the most shameless priestesses of semenancy would openly advertise her sick submission to her lustful Reptoid overlords!!!

Palin Drains Turkeys of Semen and Blood

The Great Quadrennial Rite of Credulity - The Nation Comes Together at Last!!

The day is at hand.....


We've been holding back as long as we could......


Now is the time for us all to come together!!