While all the world now knows how the combined efforts of millions of practitioners of Synaptically Sanctified Squirt Scrying and Sympathetic Sex Magick were able to prevent the Great Befuddling as worked by depraved Satano-Semenancer Cheney and his humanzee hump puppet Sneerious George, not many people realize that Sarah "Just Rub It With A Little Walrus Blubber First" Palin continues to do all she can to reverse this great victory for the forces of Sacred Spasm.
See - here she offers blood sacrifice to the Reptoids while simultaneously gathering blood to be mixed with seed in repulsive rituals of hemo-sementic sorcery!! Only the most shameless priestesses of semenancy would openly advertise her sick submission to her lustful Reptoid overlords!!!
Palin Drains Turkeys of Semen and Blood
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Few humans - even those actively conspiring with the Reptoids - have ever experienced the nauseating horror of sexual congress with the shape shifting serpent creatures. But Sarah Palin shows beyond doubt all signs of being intimately familiar with interdimensional hemipenistic defilement. One can clearly see how the pressure wave caused by having submitted to so very many instances of "The Reptoid Shocker" has caused her head to expand to a size grossly disproportionate to her rather shapely body. Clearly if Governor Palin continues to engage in ritual sexual congress with the Reptoids she runs the serious risk of brain ballooning and subsequent violent rupture of her brainpan.
Lady you should just be glad that our Sarah wasn't visiting the annual Greater Nome Moose Milk-Off!!
If you lower forty eight elitists think that we Alaskans are ashamed to be seen collecting moose semen for breeding you can just think again!! Our Sarah would have stood their with pride doing her interview just the same as with the turkeys - you bet - maybe even offered to lend a hand!!
That's just the kind of gal she is....!
I always said the only place to get a real moose semen soup was Alaska!
You people have no idea.....
NO idea..........
Todd once told me he gave her a Yupik pet name that he told her meant "Cuter Than Polar Bear" but which really translated as "Property of Reptoids MC - Arctic Circle Chapter"
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