24 November 2008

Who Will Obama Pick for Secretary of Sorcery???

Since our timestream was most wonderfully and positively shifted due to the victory of vulvic vevestigraphia and polyclimactic sapphic sodomosorcery over the base and vile forces of satanosementic spurt scrying, the question that has been on everyone's lips - both major and minor - has been: Who will Barack choose for the vital cabinet post of Secretary of Sorcery???

Who do YOU think he will choose and why???

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Obama would be wise to choose someone the broadest possible experience in synaptically sanctified sex magick for this most important cabinet position. Unfortunately that would require the re-animation of Del Close, and this might not sit well with whatever theater troupe currently is using his skull in productions. Hard to think of a still living wizard of sufficient power though....

Anonymous said...

How tragic to read this comment all these years later and see how far awry everything went since then. To speculate on what we might have done better magickally back then is pointless of course - now we have to deal with Trump and Ivanka's treasonous semenancy conspiracy. Russian directed spurt scrying and mind control of the American public through semenancy is our terrible reality - just like the coronavirus. We can get through this America and wipe this orange stain from the face of our country!