11 August 2008

Does Cindy's Coven Covet Satanic Semen???

Most of you in the SouthWest have undoubtedly long heard the stories about the Sedona Semenancy cult and its relentless thirst for the precious bodily fluids of naive and libidinous young adults. Most of you realize that when the semenancers hold their twisted rituals of perverse divination the very halls of power are still and empty as our depraved "leaders"wage spiritual terrorism through expressions of ejaculatatious evil and symbolic spermatrepanic sigilism. Most of you are well aware that the most powerful people in the United States of America UnderGod gather before the glowing rocks and open interdimensional gateways to Hades through unholy rites involving the abundant spunk of Lucifer defiant and the ever-flowing joyjuice of the One Kali Yoni.

Now that candidates from our beautiful but doomed desert land play their preordained parts in this devilish political working, will it emerge that even our would be First Lady of Seed seeks to bathe her face in the discharge of the Beast himself?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes now you see don't you Judy?? Putting your faith in the sailor and the beer heiress was a bit..."premature", no?? I'm sure by now you've given in the the irresistible pulse of the Cosmic Throb and have finally indulged in the "witchcraft" you've fought for so long, haven't you??? In which case by know you surely know the truth about your elderly Arizonans and surely already know how the election doesn't turn out, is that not so???

Admit it Judy....you've been doing a little j-witching yourself lately haven't you??? Feeling a bit conflicted are we.....???

heh heh heh.....

Anonymous said...

Why is it that you devote so little time on your blog to the OTHER schools of climactic clairvoyance?? Could it be Judy, that you, like Queen Victoria, simply refuse to believe that Lysergo-Lesbiotic Squirt Scrying not only exists, but is a common practice in sororities across this great land?? Why is it that you never even mentioned the show Oprah did on female ejacudivination last month???