Semen and Science - The Road to Hell Is Lined With Labcoated Witchery!!

If you saw yesterday's wire story you know that several universities have reportedly been awarded classified grants to study satanic divination through facial semen pattern interpretation in an attempt to learn how to harness the power of this perverse and evil sorcery in the defense of the Christian United States AmEn. Let us be clear - There is NO justification for the use of ANY form of satanic seminal sex magick no matter HOW just the cause!! EVER!!!!!

And what a joke that anyone should expect the scientists with their lab mice and murine models of semenancy to ever begin to decipher the twisted secrets of this most ancient erotic evil!! Trust me, doctors know NOTHING about the consequences of astral assaults. There is NOTHING in the literature supporting the use of Haldol for treatment of victims of oneiro-sementic symbo-trepanation!!

Symbolic Trepanation With the Seed of Satan!!

We are all familiar with ordinary semenancy as practiced everywhere from secluded full moon rituals and covert church "socials" to the bedrooms of middle Americans of every color, creed and political affiliation. But how many are aware that besides the common place use of facial semen pattern interpretation as a tool of ritual fortune telling and placation of Satan, the semenancers also commonly use their ejaculate of evil to symbolically trepan those receiving the seed and - so they believe -permit expansion of brainbloodvolume in adjacent dimensions??? They believe this allows all the benefits of corporeal trepanation without the need either for boring into the skull or changing hat size post-brainbloodvolume upsurge. Some covens utilizing such sementic symbo-trepanative techniques assert that the crown chakra of the sementic sigil recipient is thereby allowed direct access to the flow of the universal currents of irreducibility. We on the other hand, all know the only thing flowing into the hole in their heads will be the spirit of Satan possessing their immortal souls for all times hence!!