08 July 2008

Symbolic Trepanation With the Seed of Satan!!

We are all familiar with ordinary semenancy as practiced everywhere from secluded full moon rituals and covert church "socials" to the bedrooms of middle Americans of every color, creed and political affiliation. But how many are aware that besides the common place use of facial semen pattern interpretation as a tool of ritual fortune telling and placation of Satan, the semenancers also commonly use their ejaculate of evil to symbolically trepan those receiving the seed and - so they believe -permit expansion of brainbloodvolume in adjacent dimensions??? They believe this allows all the benefits of corporeal trepanation without the need either for boring into the skull or changing hat size post-brainbloodvolume upsurge. Some covens utilizing such sementic symbo-trepanative techniques assert that the crown chakra of the sementic sigil recipient is thereby allowed direct access to the flow of the universal currents of irreducibility. We on the other hand, all know the only thing flowing into the hole in their heads will be the spirit of Satan possessing their immortal souls for all times hence!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Madam - I regret to inform you that symbo-sementic trepanation cannot begin to approach the chi-liberating power of literal corporeal trepanation UNLESS the semeno-symbolic sigil is drawn at the very instant the recipient experiences total shaktic-orgonal transformation. As few sigil hosts can achieve such a state of spasmic ecstasis without simultaneously being vigorously and often doubly explored, it is only rarely that semenancers can approach the insight of the truly trepanned.

Anonymous said...

I went with my buddies to this jam band festie in the Dam and I met this really hot babe and we were both candy flipping and she got me to try this weird cum ritual and make like my jizz is drilling a sacred hole in her head and next thing I know BAMMM!!! My head is filled with visions of what's going to happen after Cheney calls off the election and the girl is spinning around in circles whispering something about her brain expanding into "the elfspace" and just lose it!!

The consulate got me transferred back to a hospital near my moms and I'm doing a lot better most days but last I heard this chick is still convinced she's in Keeblerland or some shit.....Listen to me people - this symbotrepan stuff is messed up....stick to regular spurt scrying unless you're really really into jello and antipsychotics.....

Anonymous said...

Bart, you are mistaken. While it is true that when skullscavation first became popular only a special few spermosigilist Punim could time the moment of maximum puckerspasm to coincide with the initiation of veves-tic splatter. But through extensive extensive training and blood doping regimens the symbotrepanical semenists of today far exceed the interdimensional orgone flux rates achieved by most of your "old heads"....

Maybe it is time to hang up your hat old man....oh sorry, I forgot that would expose the hole in your head!

Ha ha haha!

Anonymous said...

Seems like we've gotten into an ever stickier situation over the years since this post. So sad to see semenancy treated as "chic" again by Hollywood, etc....

Anonymous said...

There are only two ways to protect yourself from being the next person dressed in that rabbit costume and used to multiple penetrate some other Monarch puppet along with dozens of depraved “Illuminati” cultists in similar costumes. The first is to eliminate all opportunities for Monarch infection and control by disconnecting completely from all online activity, from consuming ANY movies/TV/music/games etc. The second is to thoroughly study the perversions that they are inflicting on you and your family and friends while you are in Monarch trance and using that knowledge to watch for the signs that you are being used in sex magick rituals including semenancy and worse still.

Humanity is truly “through the rabbit hole” and it can be difficult to accept how far we’ve come or the terrible things we must open our eyes to in order to protect ourselves. But unless you want to find images of yourself tied down in the pentagram as the high priest looms over you with his consecrated phallus of evil, you would be wise to heed this advice. Good luck to all of you!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone looked carefully at Kanye and Baalenciaga connections to all this? Seems like he and Kim and pals have been neck deep in this perversion all along, no? Look at all the semenancy references in that ad campaign!!