28 April 2009

Bestial Semenancy Link to Swine Flu ?!?!

As many of you have seen on the cooking programs, there has been a revival of interest among adventuresome foodies in almost-forgotten traditional recipes utilizing semen from humans and other animals both. A recent web post lamented the lost recipe for pig semen dumplings and many farmers markets are unable to keep up with demand for cooking semen.

Naturally at a time when pandemic influenza seems a distinct possibility the enemies of S**D divination seek to blame those alleged to practice ancient arts of bestial semenancy for the current crisis.

How foolish this is!! The paths of semenancy are many and varied, but truly few are inclined to cast their pearls before swine....

It's the goddess showing off....that's all....

2 comments:

Miss P. said...

Is it not written that when the Frog lies down with the Pig the Time of Ends shall soon be at hand? A couple of fingers deep at least???

me <3 kermit

Anonymous said...

This seems more relevant since the pandemic. Has anyone looked into semenancy connection?