Sementic Censorship!!

Many of you have written to us to point out how rapidly stories related to semenancy disappear from media archives and search engines. We always appreciate hearing all updates, but it should come as no surprise to anyone that the dark hand of the semenancers is at work throughout the land. The satanists have so thoroughly infiltrated our society that they can paste their sulphurous white-out with wild abandon across the face of our culture, obscuring the evidence of their ubiquity through the energetic practice of the very perversion they would have us to believe to be an urban legend at best - harmless hobby at worst. But we all know that such "jizz witchery" is not on Our Lord's list of approved Christian recreation, and the semenancers therefore will undoubtedly meet a very sticky end.

Public Semenancy in Berlin!!

Apparently some of those arrested during the outbreak of public semenancy that swept Berlin over the solstice weekend are planning to mount a challenge to the law under EU human rights treaties. They are citing the long-standing policy in the Netherlands which "tolerates" public semenancy in the infamous Vondelpark and certain other "unofficially designated" areas of that already soggy land. Given the control the Illuminati/Bilderberger cabal have over Brussels, you can be sure that the semenancers will prevail in the end. Will Europeans ever turn their faces from sementic socialism and back to freedom under Our Lord Jesus Christ?? Or will we instead see this sickness validated when newly inaugurated President Obama emulates papist JFK in going to Berlin to declare "Ich bin ein Semenancer!!"??

Seven Signs of Semenancy!

Everyone who saw the Reverend's live international broadcast last night was moved by his plea to the world to reject semenancy and all it represents. "How" he asked, "can we as a nation sanction open display of the Seven Signs of Semenancy? How can we allow those who would destroy all that the Lord holds dear to openly conduct their conspiracy through an occult pop culture shorthand? When will our lawmakers ensure that sementic witchery is no longer permitted to masquerade as 'free speech'?"

Solstice Semenancy in Your Backyard

The semenancers were hard at their sacrilegious craft this past weekend as the pagan rituals surrounding the summer solstice were used as an excuse for orgiastic semenancy on a scale seldom seen before. We have been receiving reports of the aftermath from our friends the world over and we have to face the fact that the popularity of semenancy has exploded over the past year. No longer just the province of traditional heathen peoples of the hinterlands or the networks of satanists controlling the United States and European Union, satanic divination through semen facial pattern interpretation has shot across the face of the planet and left large pools of morally compromised deviants mired in a lifestyle devoted only to pure pleasure and pagan illumination. How many who might have found our Lord one day instead found their fate and faces sealed this heathen "holy-day"???

Semenancy Scandal Rocks Cosmetics World!!!

Anyone who saw the news about the "new age" cosmetics company that was revealed to be a front for the semenancer conspiracy knows how little this facepaint industry deserves to be trusted! Once cosmetics were used exclusively by tramps and slatterns . Lipstick was originally invented as a means for ancient Egyptian "ladies of the evening" to advertise the availability of their mouths for purposes of oral copulation. How fitting is it that those who would paint themselves as harlots do must now wonder if their favorite products are also contaminated with the "sacred seed" of these depraved cosmeticians?!!

Semen Dripping From Liberty's Once Proud Face

We are certain everyone who saw the special report last night was as horrified as we were to learn that the US Postal Service nearly printed a new stamp celebrating "religious tolerance" which would have included the symbol of the most prominent school of semenancy alongside the symbols of both Christianity and the most widespread cults. Thankfully our favorite senator was able to intervene in time and the stamp was redesigned - but at this rate how long will it be before this country officially declares the semenancer holy week a national holiday? When will Christ come to drive those who have sold their souls from the halls of power???

Semenancers Infecting Third World With Crypto-Semenancy!!!

Quite a few of you have written to us from parts of Africa, Asia, and Latin America to report that the traitors to God who call themselves semenancers have been spreading their evil, degraded practices while posing as ministers of our Lord. Sadly, we've long been aware that some missionaries who call themselves "Christians" are actually servants of lucifer devoted to seducing unwary new populations into the most base sementic perversions!! Many of these false prophets will wear a symbol or piece of jewelry indicating their loyalty to the cult of semenancy. What about the ones in your land???

Ouija, Palmistry, Semenancy - Satanic Seduction

So many people who consider themselves Christians think nothing of letting their own young children re-enact ancient pagan satanic rituals every October 31st. So it should not be surprising to see how little attention most pay to the insidious means by which satan lures his minions to their doom. As the satanists who secretly operate so many of our school and social institutions have worked hard to ensure - "innocent seeming" forms of black magick such as ouija boards and palm reading "play" are introduced to most American children at an early age. With satanic indoctrination beginning so early, is anyone really surprised by the survey last week revealing that most college freshmen would not object to being assigned to room with a practicing semenancer??! Satan WANTS us to treat this as "just another fad" but semenancy is deadly serious!!

The Semenancers Squabble!

We already knew that despite their shared devotion to satan different factions of semenancers practice individual types of witchcraft. Now that their sick practices have been examined in the media they are even challenging each other openly! Look at this example of how one group of satan's scryers sees another group:

Semenancy Heresy?

I don't need to tell you that BOTH of these sick cults are destined to explain themselves before Our Lord on the Day of Judgment!!

Semenancy is NOT a Tool for Maintaining Chastity!!!

I know many of you are as disturbed as I was to discover that some liberal activist groups have advocated an "un-biased" examination of semenancy as part of their insidious "sex education" curriculum. Even more shocking is the fact that some of these "educators" actually have the gall to suggest that semenancy be encouraged as a "safer" alternative to intercourse and traditional sodomy. Well anyone who has ever opened the Holy Bible knows that when the liberal elite says "un-biased" they really mean un-Christian!! Semenancy must be wiped off the face of the earth!!

Semenancy Destroys Lives!!

Some of you may have seen the story in the supermarket tabloid about the businessman who was addicted to semenancy. His ability to read the rise and fall of the markets in the sementic spirals and splotches allowed him to amass an incredible fortune. However God ensured that he reaped an appropriate harvest and - after decades of dissipating his enormous wealth with a lifestyle of expensive drugs and promiscuous kinky sex - he died suddenly while engaged in an act of utmost perversion! Surely those who disregard the Lord's injunctions against witchcraft will one day know the awesome intensity of his righteous wrath!

STOP THE SEMENANCERS!

God Will Judge!

Many of you saw the cable news report on the high percentage of pop music hits containing references to semenancy and wrote me concerned about whether THEIR children were listening to such filth. Unfortunately, in this sick and decadent age it is very difficult to find pop hits WITHOUT reference either to semenancy or some other form of satanic sex magick. As parents we owe it to our children to recognize the work of the semenancers wherever it appears. Why won't congress enact mandatory ratings so that Christian Americans no longer have to risk inadvertently purchasing the revolting work of the spurt scryers?!?!

Signs of Semenancy!

Everywhere are the signs that the practice of satanic divination involving deviant sexual activity has become widespread in American society. When even politicians are accused of utilizing semenancy in the course of political campaigns how can we hope to rid our own communities of this sickening affront to all that is good??!

Semenancy is NOT a right!!

The time has come for the public to wake up to the threat posed by the spread of semenancy through our society! Did your daughter come home from college last semester wearing a bracelet indicating that she is practicing semenancy? Does your son wear his clothing in the style of the semenancers? Do you know if the youth groups in your community are fronts for the promotion of this perverse form of satanic witchcraft??

Educate yourself and your community about semenancy today! Demand that congress ban semenancy immediately! John McCain has supported a ban on spurt-scrying, why have Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton remained silent about this perversion??? What do they have to hide??!?

STOP THE SEMENANCERS!!